Funny Shit!

I thought it would be fun to list the funny stories and things said on the trip.  Don't ya think?


June 16, 2011

Jake:  That's a big cat.
Sherry: That IS a big cat.
Dennis: I've seen bigger.

Jake: I made the cats outside cats because the cats kept jumping on my balls.
Sherry: Well, I don't have balls.
Dennis: Well, what about the cats jumping on your fallopian tubes?

Sherry: So, a mule is a horse and a donkey?
Dennis: Yeah, and they're sterile. I think they breed them because they're stronger.
Sherry: I wonder if they can make humans that way.

Jake: Do you want Sherry's big bananas or Dennis' little bananas?

June 17, 2011

Sherry: How is an Orleans grocery different than a regular grocery?

Jake and Dennis: Cause it's in Orleans?

Text Messages:

Dennis:  That port-a-potty is RANK.  Pass the word! Must use sanitizer. This is why I went back several times before going in.  

Jake: LMAO